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Fiery Doritos Locos Taco Supreme

The Fiery Doritos Locos Taco is the Third extension to the whole Dorito Locos Taco Dynasty, following the Cool Ranch installment. When news first hit the "web" about Ta-Bell creating a third flavor, I rushed to put in my 140 characters thinking, "Oh, it's obviously going to be that third Doritos flavor that we all love and crave."

I was quickly met by a thin line all alone in it's little search bar, fading in and out. Slowly mocking my inability to type. Blink. Blink. "Wait," I realized, "what other Doritos flavors even exist?" Suddenly I realized that Doritos had in fact made a chip flavor based off of the Doritos Locos Nacho Cheese Taco.

I closed my laptop, knelt down, clenched my hands together, and prayed. "Dear God, I really need your help this time. I'm begging you to just give me this one thing, and I swear I'll start going to church every week. Lord, if you could just please let the new Doritos Locos Taco flavor be the Doritos Locos Taco flavor of Doritos, that would just be so funny. I mean come on JC, a Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos Locos Taco. You know that's hilarious."

My prayer was answered later that month with a very firm, "No." Instead, Taco Bell whips out this strange, spicy, citrusy flavor that no one had really heard of. To me it seems similar to a knock-off of Nitro flavored Takis.

The shell has a nice kick to it, and the bright citrus notes dance around the medley of flavors quite nicely. It is, by far, a better Doritos Locos than the Cool Ranch, just based off of its ability to work with natural taco aromas. I might even put it on the same level as, or even above, the classic Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos. By adding both a layer of spice and citrus, this shell has proven that the Doritos Locos Dynasty is no joke.

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