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Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla

I'm not sure if I even have any more shade left to throw in my Shade Reserves after I emptied it all onto the dreaded 7-layer Burrito. Twice. But I'll sure try. This item is... Bad?

The flavor isn't there. The texture isn't there. It's almost like there's nothing there at all. I'm holding a handful of empty Taco Bell wrappers, wondering if I've already eaten it, wondering if I've actually reached the point of melancholy in which I gracefully slip in and out of auto-pilot, only to reach the end of each day with a devastating feeling of confusion and regret. Am I even a person anymore, or am I simply a robot who has been programmed by my past-self? There's just no way tha-

Oh.

Wait.

Nope, ok the Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla is actually there, I just hadn't registered its presence quite yet since it brings so little to the table. Whew. (I guess I still had a little shade left after all).

This item isn't worth it, and it only costs $1.

(Zing.)

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