Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Honestly let me tell you, no beating around the bush here: I don't even know where to begin on this item. So I'll try to explain it.
You penetrate the initial pillowy flatbread and slowly work your way into a warm, gooey layer of melted cheese. Your brain begins releasing the exact same chemicals and endorphins that it did as an infant while you suckled your mother's warm, soft bosom.
Then suddenly, BAM! KAPOW! WHOOSH You've hit the crunchy corn shell inner sanctum of the delicious taco supreme. The classic taco itself ascends to an astral plane, and even better is that there's no mess because the flatbread keeps it together!
Everyone deserves to try this thing at least once in their lifetime.