Beefy Fritos Burrito
Let's make one thing very clear: THIS IS NOT THE BEEFY CRUNCH BURRITO. Capiche? The Beefy Crunch Burrito had different rice, different sauce, and it just made my mouth feel different in general (in a good way) (in a goooood way). So can everyone just stop saying that Ta-Be brought back their "Frito burrito" ("Burfrito" for short)?
Now, I don't want you getting the wrong idea here. I like the Beefy Fritos Burrito as much as the next girl. In fact, I think it's one of the strongest items on their new Dollar Cravings menu. But when compared to the original Beefy Crunch Burrito, it's a 1-2-3 Badda Bing Badda Boom You're Outta Here kind of situation.
I'm still not entirely sure why exactly 'Co-Bell decided to flop out this smaller, flaccid version when we all know darn well that they've got something better in their shorts (in a gooooooood way). Maybe they thought its lower price would outweigh its lower quality; maybe they're using it to feel out the grounds for a revival of the original Burfrito; maybe she's born with it. I truly do not know. I don't. So just. Shut. Up. Please. Just shut up. Okay? Stuff a friggen sock in it already. (Or a Burfrito hhaha)