If you're in the mood for drilling your pearly whites into an oversized burrito full of nothing but mushy, cold ingredients and the "bold" flavors of guacamole, refried beans, and rice, (maybe bugs???) then this is the item for you. There's no meat, no crunch, no pop, no sizzle, no zest, no wow-factor, no x-factor, and no body slam of flavor that you expect from a meal at the one the only Taco Bell.
I tried this item once for the sake of its review, and I can tell you that I'll never be eating it again. Please take it off of the menu so that people aren't trapped into wasting their money and having a bad experience at my beloved Taco Bell.
I want you to stop manufacturing this product.
I am staring up at my ceiling
One of my legs won't stop twitching
I can't do this anymore