Cap'n Crunch Delights
If you've read my review of the Cinnabon Delights, then you know my stance on fried dough with liquid sugar in the middle. If not, first of all how dare you, and second of all, what do you live under a rock or something? I'm Big News now-a-days. People recognize me. I am a role model.
Sorry. I get carried away.
These little fun sacks are all you need to wrap up a nice meal. They're better than the Cinnamon Twists or the Caramel Apple Empanada, and I can't imagine scarfing down a nice Cheesy Gordita Crunch without these to finish it off. Oh, you haven't read those reviews either? Fantastic. Absolutely incredible. I can't even believe this generation sometimes. You sit all day consuming endless Netflix without out taking 10 GOD DAMNED MINUTES TO APPRECIATE ART. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS. THIS IS ART AND YOU'RE DENYING YOURSELF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE. I DESERVE THIS. I AM TALENTED. NONE OF YOU CAN EVEN MATCH MY LEVEL OF CREATIVE GENIUS. I AM LIKE IF STEVE JOBS AND LEONARDO DA VINCI FELL IN LOVE AND DECIDED TO ADOPT AND RAISE A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG BLONDE BOY TOGETHER. YOU SHOULD LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME ME ME ME ME.
The Cap'n Crunch Delights offer a fruiter alternative to its Cinnabon Delights cousin, while simultaneously adding a FUN color splash to the end of your meal. You may think they sound a little odd at first, but I guarantee that once you start poppin' these warm gooey treats, you won't be able to stop! Haha!
I can't do this anymore.