The All-Star Meal


This is not intended to be eaten by one person, you dummy. Please, please, please, get two or three of your friends to do this with you. Though the caloric value of this "meal" isn't "technically" at a "dangerous" level, the sodium and saturated fat values "indicate" that "eating" it all in "one day" may not be "a" safe choice. Of course, some people eat fried butter, and some people put ants inside their butts. Who am I to tell you how to live your precious, fragile, and potenially crushingly boring life?

Either way, I would personally advise against eating such a large quantity of fast food in one day.


Cheese Rollup

Price: $0.99

Calories: 180

Sodium: 430 mg

Cholesterol: 20 mg

Protein: 9 g

Weight: 0.13 lbs

Side of Nachos

Price: $1.19

Calories: 310

Sodium: 470 mg

Cholesterol: 0 mg

Protein: 4 g

Weight: 0.22 lbs

The Warm-Up

Cheesy Gordita Crunch w/ Doritos Locos Shell

Price: $2.79

Calories: 490

Sodium: 880 mg

Cholesterol: 55 mg

Protein: 21 g

Weight: 0.38 lbs

The Side-Kick

40 oz. Baja Blast

Price: $1.99

Calories: 550

Sodium: 150 mg

Cholesterol: 0 mg

Protein: 0 g

Weight: 2.5 lbs

The Heat

Mexican Pizza

Price: $3.29

Calories: 550

Sodium: 950 mg

Cholesterol: 40 mg

Protein: 21 g

Weight: .47 lbs

The Main Event

Cantina Chicken Burrito

Price: $4.79

Calories: 460

Sodium: 1180 mg

Cholesterol: 75 mg

Protein: 28 g

Weight: .58 lbs

Cool Down


Price: $0.99

Calories: 190

Sodium: 230 mg

Cholesterol: 15 mg

Protein: 2 g

Weight: .13 lbs

All Star Meal Stats:

Price: $16.03

Weight of Food: 4.95 lbs

Calories: 3350

Sodium: 5630 mg

Cholesterol: 265 mg

Protein: 105 g

Number of Miles it Takes to Run off the Calories: ~30

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